The bug guy was here again today, to do our quarterly pest control as well as rodent maintenance.
As he was leaving he said, “Yeah, it’s a good thing we got the rat situation under control when we did because, you know what rats attract in the summer?”
He was laughing as he said this. My mind had totally stopped functioning, unable to imagine a new, potential creature-related horror.
Did I mention that he was laughing as he said, “I just love scaring you. In the summer, rats attract SNAKES.” [Read more…] about I Don’t Drink, But If I Started, This Would Be Why: Part 2