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Thursday Thirteen #24: 13 Misheard Lyrics

May 17, 2007 By Jenny Ryan 12 Comments

Thirteen Misheard Lyrics

1. “Sleep in heavenly peas.”-the Christmas carol, Silent Night: “Sleep in heavenly peace.

“2. “Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.”-the hymn, Gladly The Cross I’d Bear.

3. “There’s a bathroom on the right.”-Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bad Moon Rising: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”

4. “Excuse me while I kiss this guy.”-Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze: “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”

5. “Dead ants are my friends; they’re blowin’ in the wind.”-Bob Dylan, Blowin’ In The Wind: “The answer my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.”

6. “Midnight after you’re wasted.”-Marcia Muldaur, “Midnight at the Oasis“.

7. “The girl with colitis goes by.”-The Beatles, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.”

8. “She’s got a chicken to ride.”-The Beatles, Ticket to Ride: “She’s got a ticket to ride.”

9. “I’ll be your xylophone waiting for you.”-The Foundations, Build Me Up Buttercup: “I’ll be beside the phone waiting for you.”

10. “Are you going to starve an old friend?”-Simon and Garfunkel, Scarborough Fair: “Are you going to Scarborough Fair?”

11. “Baking carrot biscuits.”-Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Taking Care of Business.

12. “Donuts make my brown eyes blue.”-Crystal Gale, Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue.

13. “Got a lot of lucky peanuts.”-Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons, Let’s Hang On: “Got a lot of love between us.”

From 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, ed. Steven D. Price


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