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Sometimes Tigger Just Needs A Little “Me” Time

December 14, 2010 By Jenny Ryan Leave a Comment

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Filed Under: CFG And The Laws Of Purr-modynamics, These Are The Days Of My Life Tagged With: cats

A Word Problem, For Your Tuesday Afternoon Enjoyment

March 30, 2010 By Jenny Ryan 2 Comments

Question: If you have two humans with four post-secondary degrees between them, and one cat with a hyper-active thyroid-a cat who only a year ago was told by the vet that she needed to lose weight and so was put on diet cat food, and then lost weight, and then lost WAY too much weight, and then needed to gain some weight back-how long should it take for at least one of the humans to realize that they should stop continuing to feed the poor animal with diet cat food?

Answer: W-A-Y sooner than it takes for this to be embarrassing enough to mock us for on this blog.

Filed Under: CFG Is Not A Mathemagician Tagged With: cats, living with cats, math problems

An Offering To The Gods Of Canned Food

January 17, 2009 By Jenny Ryan 1 Comment

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Filed Under: CFG And The Laws Of Purr-modynamics Tagged With: cats

Crazy Cat Lady Alert

January 8, 2009 By Jenny Ryan 2 Comments

Reflecting back on how you spent your day and realizing that an embarrassingly large portion was spent worrying that, because she now spends most of her time on a chair in the kitchen, waiting for the next can of food, this is a sign that the big cat’s life “lacks fulfillment”.

Filed Under: CFG And The Laws Of Purr-modynamics Tagged With: cats

Great Imponderable Mysteries of the Universe #1

July 27, 2005 By Jenny Ryan Leave a Comment

Why is it that, given all of the outdoors that is available for them to watch, and all of the interaction with human beings that is possible for them, the event that my cats are most incredibly, absolutely fascinated with is me cutting my toenails?

Filed Under: CFG And The Laws Of Purr-modynamics, CFG's General Musings Tagged With: cats, cats are weird, funny stories

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