Thirteen Funny Quotes From “Bones”1. “Don’t provoke the lunatic.”
2.”Dude, what you call being a conspiracy theorist I call being well informed”
-Dr. Jack Hodgins
3.”It took me weeks to collect all those photocopies, I need you, friends don’t let friends photocopy their butts at company Christmas parties”
-Angela to Brennan
4. Brennan: (to Booth) You’re very touchy. Perhaps because of all your skulking around?
Booth: I’m discreet, okay? It’s different. A gentleman is discreet. Okay?
5. Booth: God does not make mistakes.
Angela: I don’t know – putting testicles on the outside doesn’t seem like such a good idea.
6. looking at the reconstruction on the computer)
Angela: How could anybody do this to themselves?
Hodgins: You know, 900 B.C., the Greek ruler Theseus had two men sit in chairs and beat each other to death for entertainment.
(Cam and Angela just stare at Hodgins)
Hodgins: Just saying, it’s nothing new.
7. Brennan: You know, we all have aspects of ourselves we might wish were different.
Zack: Yes, I wanted larger biceps before I became comfortable with my mental acuity.
8. (Hodgins and Angela talking about swings)
Hodgins: I miss that feeling.
Angela: Yeah, me too.
Brennan: I miss organic chemistry class.. those were good times..
Zack: I miss my first microscope
Booth: Yeah and I miss normal people!
9.Brennan: Debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.
Booth: So does that giant hole in the wall.
10. Brennan: You said you’ve dealt with manipulative men before.
Angela: Sweetie, this is a psycho killer… Not some loser who wants you to co-sign a loan for his jet-ski.
11. Booth: …the last time Bones saw Epps, it got violent.
Saroyan: You’ll be there to protect her.
Booth: She’s not the one who needs protecting. Bones broke his wrist.
Bones: He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.
Saroyan: Better not take Dr. Brennan.
12. Booth: (on the phone) Monkeys are Daddy’s favorite! They’re just like people!
Brennan: (interrupting) Actually, three million base pairs of the genome differ in protein encoding and other functional areas.
Brennan: The differences between chimps and humans.
Booth: I’m talking to a four year old, Bones.
13. Brennan: Committing yourself to one person isn’t in the interest of the species. I mean, you have multiple partners.
Angela: Don’t say it like that – I date.
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Wonderful TT, I love Bones!! You picked the right quotes, great ones.
My TT is about music preferences.
Great TT! I’ve never watched Bones, but it sounds hilarious!
Anya Bast says
Brennan: Debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.
Booth: So does that giant hole in the wall.
Hahahahaha. Sounds like a good show! I have never seen it, however.
man, i never got into bones and now i’m wishin i did! them some funny quotes! and i totally agree with #5. have a happy!
Mary (Mert) says
heehee, those were great!
Congrats on your nomination at the Share The Love awards, I voted for ya!
Bones sounds like a great show! Evenings is DH’s time with the tv though… I must see if it runs during the day.
John Masters says
Lovely Wife loves Bones, therefore I’ve watched it some. I really like it. I keep hoping that Zoey Deschanel (sp? The Bones lady’s real-life sister) will make a guest appearance. I’d be all over that episode.
Great quotes. There’s a lot of good lines by everyone in this show.
Never heard of the show, but it sounds funny.
I love bones! It’s so funny!
I recall all the episodes for those quotes, and I agree with Tink you picked the right ones!
#5 is hilarious! I’ve never watched this show. Maybe I should give it a try!
Shiloh Walker says
I keep meaning to catch Bones, but never do. That’s okay, though. I got too many TV addictions already
What a fantastic TT! Love the show – and you found some great quotes from it.
Tess Harrison says
LOL! Those are great! I’ve never seen the show. I think because I know if I do, I’ll want to watch it every week and go nuts when my dh takes over the tv. . . Which was what happened with LOST.
And, you asked me about the song lyrics on my blog. Well, it’s strange. The songs change from day to day. But I’ve basically attributed it to my brain plotting while I’m asleep and that particular song has some importance to the story I’m working on. Maybe just that lyric or it could be the whole song. I don’t know.
I am ill…I didn’t do my TT. Please don’t shun me.
I love Bones btw. 🙂
GREAT TT! I haven’t watched Bones either, but have always wanted to. My DH ends up taking over the TV when he comes home. He even gives me a hard time when I try to watch something I have TiVo’d.
These are great. I can’t stomach the show most nights, but I love some of the dialog.
Simply put: FAH-boo. Your Thursday Thirteen is show quotes from Bones. You rock. I am linking you.
That is all.