13 Tag Lines I Decided Not To Use In My Tutoring Business
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1. Your notebook makes me cry.
2. What did I just say?!
3. It’s true: The Spanish language is a worldwide conspiracy of pain and suffering directed at you.
4. Don’t blame me-I did not invent this language.
5. Yes, your teacher actually is doing all of this just because they hate you.
6. Are you actually listening to any of the words I’m saying, or am I talking just to hear the sound of my own voice?
7. Yeah, you should be afraid, because I am TOTALLY gonna kick your ass in this tutoring session!
8. You’re right; people who teach Spanish only go into that field because they enjoy watching other people suffer.
9. HEY! YOU! Eyes on me, not your text messages.
10. If you do not keep all of your papers perfectly organized in a 3-ring binder, there’s a chance you could die.
11. I’m sorry, but I’ve already answered that question five times. From now on, every time you ask me again it will cost you $10.
12. Truly, no one has EVER suffered from Spanish as much as you have. Someone should host a telethon on your behalf.
13. Conjugating verbs makes you irresistible to the opposite sex
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If it was French rather than Spanish I would swear you are my daughter’s tutor. We made the rule that the TV had to be turned off during dinner. It took two dinners to apply the corrollary to that rule….no cell phones at the dinner table either. Sheesh.
Seriously, that was hysterical!!!!
HAHAHA. I am a teacher- English Teacher (HS) and this is a very funny list.
Lmao,# 8 I beleive this is true!
Por favor mas margaritas con Grand Marnier!
That’s the best I can do…hehehe
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I too am off to listen. Thanks for visiting!