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Why My Gym Is Perfect For Me

January 30, 2007 By Jenny Ryan 18 Comments

My trainer: “OK, next you’re going to do this back machine.”

Me: “OK.”

My trainer: “So you sit here…”

Me: “Yeah”

My trainer: “…and you hold these handles…”

Me: “Uh huh”

My trainer: “…and make sure that your chest is pressed against this piece here.”

Me: “OK”

My trainer: “And if you’re ovulating, like I think I might be right now…”

Me: with a whiplash-inducing head whip in order to convey the very important message of, WTF?!

My trainer: “…then your nipples WILL hurt.”

Me: “Um..OK, thanks. That’s good to know.”

Filed Under: CFG Says, What?!, Grin And Bear It, People Say The Funniest Things Tagged With: the joys of being a woman, working out with a personal trainer

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