I could not help but be cheered up just a little bit by the news that Florida’s Turkey Testicle Festival will be allowed to keep its name.
First, such a thing as a “testicle festival” actually exists? AWESOME!
Second, “testicle festival” is such a great rhyme.
And third, according to this article, “… more than 12 other cities…host annual events with the name ‘testicle’.”
How could that not make me feel at least a little better?