Any sentence that starts with the following words:
“And now that we have access to a whole herd of angry bulls…”
-Grant Imahara, from the Mythbusters
Harnessing the healing power of snark
Last night my husband and I were watching the Mythbusters test the myth that diving underwater will protect you if someone is shooting at you.
As they were explaining the rig they were going to build that would allow them to shoot some ENORMOUS guns into water in the middle of Jamie’s shop, my husband paused the show (and let us all hail the awesomeness that is TIVO!) to share his thoughts on the matter.
My husband: You know, I bet they could just calculate that. They know what kind of drag the bullet has…
Me (interrupting, because I was kind of being bitchy last night): Dude, nobody wants to watch people just sitting around doing equations. People don’t tune in to see Mathbusters!
“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
-Adam Savage, Mythbuster