We are back from having spent almost a week at the beach, where we only roused ourselves from our ocean-induced stupor to occasionally apply more sunscreen and order more hush puppies.

So I’m a little low on funny stories this weekend, but fortunately I do have many funny signs to share with you.

Like this one

and this one,

both of which livened up our drive to the Outer Banks considerably.

Then once we arrived at the beach we discovered this one, which was intriguing and a little bit scary at the same time.

Then today as we were driving home we saw a sign that said,

“Unlawful
to feed bears
along highway.”

“Hm. Unlawful and stupid,” was my husband’s comment.

I agreed. But my version of the sign would have gone a little more like this:

“Unlawful and REALLY F*&%#@$-ING STUPID to feed bears along highway. Although if you are driving down the highway, and notice a 500-pound behemoth with claws lumbering towards you, and your first reaction is to try and lure it closer to you with food, then in all likelihood you probably deserve to be mauled.”

Here’s your sign.

(Thank you, Bill Engvall.)