Cranky Fibro Girl

Harnessing the healing power of snark

Keyword Roundup

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I am just loving my new blog tool, Hit Tail. It’s providing me with tons of data about my blog, which of course I am just passing right along to my engineer husband (AKA, “Someone who actually knows what to do with scientifically gathered data”.) And then that leaves all the fun stuff for me, like today’s Top Ten List:

The Top Ten Funniest Keywords Or Phrases People Are Using To Find My Blog On The Internet

10. using your witch powers

9. ostrich vomit

8. cat poo in tub

7. dirty jobs hippo

6. mike rowe tooth

5. benign wart on head

4. rats in our house

3. neon orange bug

2. naked vacation

1. ryan is a poo

Can This Day Get Any Better?

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I recently installed this new program called Hit Tail on my blog, a new search tool to help you identify keywords people use to find you and your website.

So I checked it today, and guess what I found? One of the ways that people are finding me is by entering the phrase “ostrich vomit” into their search engines.

How cool is that?!

I can only assume that this is due to the many posts where I profess my extreme love for Mike Rowe and “Dirty Jobs”. At least, I certainly hope that is the case. Otherwise, I may have some issues I need to look into.