Things We Are Forced To Say To The Cats With Alarming Frequency September 12, 2008 By Jenny Ryan 4 Comments 1. Stop licking the cheese! 2. Kitties don’t go in dishwashers. 3. Don’t eat my hair! 4. Kitties don’t go in refrigerators. 5. There’s nothing for kitties here in the icebox/the toilet/my armpit.
My cat Molly got stuck in the fridge for about an hour once. She apparently jumped in as I was putting the milk away and I somehow didn’t notice. We heard her meowing and I decided to let her sweat it out for a while. Well, not sweat, but you get the picture.
She never jumped in the fridge again.
Yeah, some of our cats would always goof around on the edge of the tub when I was taking a bath…until they fell it. Now they give baths a VERY wide berth 😛
Lynne Morrell says
Well…we don’t have cats, but we have a really crazy dog. This is what has been coming out of our mouth this week:
“Elly, butts are for rubbing outside…not on the carpet!”
I think that its time to clean the carpets!
Oh man, that’s EXACTLY the kind of stuff we have to say around here. Too funny!