1. Stop licking the cheese!
2. Kitties don’t go in dishwashers.
3. Don’t eat my hair!
4. Kitties don’t go in refrigerators.
5. There’s nothing for kitties here in the icebox/the toilet/my armpit.
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Harnessing the healing power of snark
My cat Molly got stuck in the fridge for about an hour once. She apparently jumped in as I was putting the milk away and I somehow didn’t notice. We heard her meowing and I decided to let her sweat it out for a while. Well, not sweat, but you get the picture.
She never jumped in the fridge again.
Yeah, some of our cats would always goof around on the edge of the tub when I was taking a bath…until they fell it. Now they give baths a VERY wide berth 😛
Well…we don’t have cats, but we have a really crazy dog. This is what has been coming out of our mouth this week:
“Elly, butts are for rubbing outside…not on the carpet!”
I think that its time to clean the carpets!
Oh man, that’s EXACTLY the kind of stuff we have to say around here. Too funny!