Today I was talking with a woman who works in an elementary school about the effect of sex ed on one of her 5th graders.
Apparently he was causing problems in his classroom, so she pulled him into the hallway to ask him what was going on.
“I just can’t do my work today,” he declared dramatically.
“Well, why not?” she asked.
Confident in the unassailable excuse provided him by his newfound knowledge he replied, “Because of MY PUBERTY!”