Thirteen Stupid Tourist Questions
1. Do you have a map of the Iditarod Trail? We’d like to go for a walk now.2. Which beach is closest to the water?
3. Have we made peace with the Indians?
4. Where can we find Amish hookers? We want to buy a quilt.
5. What is the official language of Alaska?
6. What’s the best time of year to watch deer turn into elk?
7. Where are Rhett and Scarlet buried and are they buried together?
8. If you go to a restaurant in Idaho and you don’t want any kind of potato with your meal, will they ask you to leave?
9. I am trying to build a flying saucer. Where do I go for help?
10. Where can I find a listing of jazz funerals for the month?
11. Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
12. Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
13. How much of the cave is underground?
From 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, ed. Steven D. Price
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You know how I feel about the Park Rangers, right?
My hubby would love this list! Great list for the week!
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ha! The official language of alaska is my favorite. And why are the ruins so close to the road. Hilarious!
It’s amazing what people say without thinking some times. 🙂 I’m afraid I have been guilty of some “Duh!” comments at times.
That rocks. 🙂
Very funny. You should see some of the questions our tourist office gets asked about Utah!!
There are great. Just great 😀
My favorite real life one is from when I worked at Disney: “What time is the three o’ clock parade?” Hmmm…I have no idea!
LOL! These are awesome! I swear people are clueless sometimes!
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Great list! Thanks for the laugh.
Oh, Jenny, what a wonderful list! These gems are absolutely priceless. LOL
ROFL!! Oh I can so hear people saying these. Too funny!
Ha! I used to have people ask me where the Washington Monument is when I lived near DC. I’d say “see that big pointy thing over there? go that way”
Ugh. This just reminds me that DC’s tourist season is in full swing and they seem to travel on the metro AT rush hour with as many baby buggies, big-ass bags, while screaming kids while poking your eye out accidentally while pointing at the metro map.
brilliant list though. It rocks.