Today at the gym.
My trainer: “OK, now I want you to go down into lunge position. And when you’re down I want you to stay down there and just pulse 20 times.”
Me: “We have a name for these at my house.”
My trainer: “Oh yeah? What’s that?”
Me: “We call these ‘Pure Evil’.”
As I’m getting ready to do the next set I see my trainer walking towards me with a set of free weights in her hands.
Me: “I wonder what’s worse than pure evil?”
My trainer: “Pure evil with weights?”