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“Isn’t ‘hiney’ a fun word?”, my trainer asked me this morning as she ordered me to perform infinity reps of hamstring raises, abductor raises, and straight leg raises, all the while exhorting me to “squish” mine.
That really wasn’t what I had in mind when I dreamed about finding other people who share my love of all things “ass”.
Ahhh, hiney workouts. The next day I always walk around saying “my butt hurts”. People then give me strange looks.
That’s too perky of a question to be asking some one you are currently torturing, IMHO. You should have punched in the hiney, then asked her if she still thought it was adorable.;O)
I’m sorry, that should have read “punched her in the hiney”, just wanted to clear that up! LOL
Yeah, it was WAY WAY too perky for what she was making me do!!
I too, like to talk about how my ass hurts, or I’ve sprained my ass, or how I’ve broken my ass. My husband just loves that.