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Why My Gym Is Perfect For Me

January 30, 2007 By Jenny Ryan 18 Comments

My trainer: “OK, next you’re going to do this back machine.”

Me: “OK.”

My trainer: “So you sit here…”

Me: “Yeah”

My trainer: “…and you hold these handles…”

Me: “Uh huh”

My trainer: “…and make sure that your chest is pressed against this piece here.”

Me: “OK”

My trainer: “And if you’re ovulating, like I think I might be right now…”

Me: with a whiplash-inducing head whip in order to convey the very important message of, WTF?!

My trainer: “…then your nipples WILL hurt.”

Me: “Um..OK, thanks. That’s good to know.”

Filed Under: CFG Says, What?!, Grin And Bear It, People Say The Funniest Things Tagged With: the joys of being a woman, working out with a personal trainer

Comments

  1. Sam says

    January 30, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    Wow! An expert this trainer (a man?)

  2. yoshi says

    January 30, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    Oh that’s too funny. way too funny. Oh my that’s funny. That’s all I can say.

  3. tiggerprr says

    January 30, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Now that’s just funny…feeling a little comfortable with you are they? LOL

  4. Judy says

    January 30, 2007 at 8:50 pm

    LOL…. like… uh…. TMI, already? And here I thought your trainer was a guy all this time! Bad, bad Judy.

  5. Christieo says

    January 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    your trainer IS female right? hahahahaha

  6. Steven Wilson says

    January 30, 2007 at 11:54 pm

    Always nice to know when something is going to make your nipples hurt.

    Steven Wislon

  7. InterstellarLass says

    January 31, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    I hate it when that happens.

  8. Mary (Mert) says

    January 31, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    Well, if her nipples hurt while doing an exercise, it’s time to get a new trainer because obviously she is doing it wrong. You DON”T want to pinch your nipples in the exercise equipment, that silly woman.

    Though if you did get your boobs pinch, you might get a good run around the room out of it! ROFL!

  9. Diesel says

    February 1, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    You know, she mentioned that same thing about ovulating to me. Curious.

  10. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Wow! An expert this trainer (a man?)

    Um, not unless men have begun ovulating without my knowledge 😛

  11. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Oh that’s too funny.

    Yeah, it was great. And I IMMEDIATELY informed her that I was coming home to put our conversation up on my blog.

  12. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 9:53 am

    feeling a little comfortable with you are they?

    Oh yeah-we get along great. I am always totally free to express my inner smart-ass with her.

  13. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 9:54 am

    LOL…. like… uh…. TMI, already?

    Oh yeah-but AWESOME blog fodder! 😀

  14. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Always nice to know when something is going to make your nipples hurt.

    This is true.

  15. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 9:56 am

    You know, she mentioned that same thing about ovulating to me. Curious.

    Hee. 🙂

  16. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 9:58 am

    your trainer IS female right?

    Oh yeah. Because you know if I’d had any kind of conversation about ovulating that was initiated by a man, I would have had to start a whole nother blog dedicated entirely to that.

  17. Administrator says

    February 8, 2007 at 10:00 am

    I hate it when that happens.

    Though if you did get your boobs pinch, you might get a good run around the room out of it!

    Sensitive booby time=not fun.

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