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How To Really Mess With The Cat Sitter

November 28, 2006 By Jenny Ryan 13 Comments

Take (1) one cat who has figured out how to open the laundry room’s bi-fold doors.

Add (1) feather duster lying unguarded in the laundry room, and

Three (3) super destructive felines, angry about being left alone for the week,

and you will receive the following hysterical phone call while on vacation for the holidays:

“Oh my God! I just got to your house, and the floor is covered in feathers. I’m not sure how to tell you this, but I’m pretty sure your cats have killed your bird!”

Filed Under: CFG And The Laws Of Purr-modynamics Tagged With: living with cats

Comments

  1. Sparky says

    November 28, 2006 at 10:59 am

    LMAO! Proof that one kitty is enough

  2. Administrator says

    November 28, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    Yeah, living with three cats is certainly a challenge!

  3. Cheysuli says

    November 28, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    I tried that. I’m not sure if it failed because we have a red feather toy or because the cat sitter knows us well enough to know we don’t have a bird… Oh well.

  4. Administrator says

    November 28, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    Yeah, that only worked for us because ours didn’t know 🙂

  5. d.needham@mchsi.com says

    November 28, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    “…your cats have killed your bird!”

    If only. *sigh*

    🙂

  6. Administrator says

    November 28, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    “…your cats have killed your bird!”

    If only. *sigh*

    🙂

    Hm, not the reaction I was expecting! 😛

  7. tiggerprr says

    November 28, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    lol can you imagine the poor cat sitter’s terror!?

  8. Angela says

    November 28, 2006 at 9:49 pm

    LOL Sounds like fun!

  9. RennyBA says

    November 29, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    Here from Ryze and I’m glad because you really have a nice and interesting blog. Congrats with the Blogs Of Summer nomination too!
    Btw: Thanks for the story – real fun:-)

  10. InterstellarLass says

    November 29, 2006 at 4:43 pm

    OMG! Your cats killed your feather duster! No way! HA HA HA!

  11. Administrator says

    December 5, 2006 at 9:30 am

    lol can you imagine the poor cat sitter’s terror!?

    Oh yeah, she was COMPLETELY freaked out!

  12. Administrator says

    December 5, 2006 at 9:32 am

    LOL Sounds like fun!

    Yeah, it was. We made sure to reassure her that it was only the feather duster that had “bitten the dust”. 🙂

  13. Administrator says

    December 5, 2006 at 9:33 am

    Hi, Renny,

    Thanks so much for stopping by!

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