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Thursday Thirteen #9: 13 Things I Want To Say To Nick Lachey

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Thirteen Things I Want To Say To Nick Lachey

For some reason whenever I hear his song, "What's Left Of Me", I get really
cranky and I just want to go and give him a piece of my mind.
1."Watched my life pass me by -- in the rearview mirror"


2. Yeah, it must be so tough to spend all your time


with one gorgeous woman after another.


3. "Pictures frozen in time -- are becoming clearer"


4. Really? Like how you maybe should have noticed a long time ago


the Giant Red Flag Of Warning that is Joe Simpson's


obsession with his own daughter?


5. "I don't wanna waste another day -- stuck in the shadow of my mistakes"


6. Um, like marrying a girl who had absolutely no clue whatsoever


how to function as an adult or take care of herself? Needy much?


7. "Now I'm broken, and I'm faded -- I'm half the man I thought I would be "


8. Yeah, I bet you are.


9. "But you can have -- what's left of me."


10. What?! Seriously? You're offering me your


bloody, broken, beaten down carcass?


11. And I'm supposed to be enticed into thinking


that this is something completely irresistible?


12. "Take what's left of this man/Make me whole once again"


13. Um, no thanks. Take the responsibility for FIXING YOURSELF FIRST


(Hello! Don't be all co-dependent like Jessica here!), and then we'll talk.


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  5. You know, I used to think he was the one who had the clue, but watching his actions now… I’m not so sure. Does he really want another relationship with a pretty fame-monger?

  7. Hilarious. Jessica is a manufactured singer, hey kind of like 98 degrees, so maybe they did belong together. Though im scared because I remember 98 degrees. Happy TT

  13. As usual humans over rate themselves and men tend to overrate themselves far more than women… I couldn’t have given a better example myself…

  23. Gee, I can’t think of a thing to add to your list – except maybe this: I hope he doesn’t breed. One generation of dumb and self-absorbed is quite enough, thank you. Thanks for stopping by my blog! Happy TT.

  26. Ha Ha Ha!!! That’s too funny!

    You should record it into a parody song and send it to all the radio station’s…better yet, just post it online!

    LMAO

  29. Hate him, hate the song, think he and Jessica Simson are no talent dorks. Wheee! That was some good hating! You said what was in my mind re: that insipid song.

    Good (and inventive!) 13!

    Thanks for popping by Snarkypants and cheering me up over my lamest 13 ever! hehe

    Have a good weekend.

  30. Thanks for this validation of my assessment of popular contemporary music. *heh* Yeh, I had to google the song and read the so-called lyrics. That you limited yourself to thirteen things shows great restraint.

    🙂

  44. On a related note, I saw a picture of Christina Agulara (sp?) yesterday and thought the cover was about transgender issues. Sometimes i just think things like “why do i know nick lachey’s name?”

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