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A “Dear John” Letter To My Spammers

August 28, 2006 By Jenny Ryan 8 Comments

Dear Shemale Michigan Swinger,

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Because I’ve found someone new, a Word Press plug-in named Akismet, a collaborative effort to make comment and trackback spam a non-issue and restore innocence to blogging, someone who gives to me in ways that you never can.

Goodbye, LevitraValiumSoma,

Jenny

Filed Under: These Are The Days Of My Life Tagged With: spam, spammers

Comments

  1. CRSE says

    August 28, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    Im jealous. Although I keep telling my husband that one day Im really going to please him with my gigantic member (as my email keeps promising me). Was that inappropriate? (I figure once you have shaved teenage grannies, its open season)

  2. Administrator says

    August 28, 2006 at 8:38 pm

    So, so, funny!!

    “Gigantic member”=AWESOME!

  3. Debra says

    August 29, 2006 at 7:08 am

    This is sublime :~)

  4. Administrator says

    August 29, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    Thanks, Debra. It was a lot of fun to write! 🙂

    PS-Love your smiley!

  5. Karen says

    August 31, 2006 at 11:21 am

    HA!!!!!!!! I love this – it never occured to me that someone could put those damnable spammy names/subjects to good use – hurray Jenny.

  6. Danielle says

    August 31, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    You are hilarious! I may have to give akismet a try myself!

  7. Administrator says

    August 31, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    Thanks, Karen. I’m glad they could be used for SOMETHING good!

  8. Administrator says

    September 5, 2006 at 10:30 am

    Thanks, Danielle. So far it’s been working great for me!

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