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Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards

May 8, 2007 By Jenny Ryan 10 Comments

Last weekend I attended the final day of a golf tournament, and as I stood just 12 feet away from the amazing physical specimen that is Tiger Woods as he teed off on the 18th hole, just a few short strokes away from winning the entire championship, I was vividly reminded once again that, as a golfer? I make a damn fine humor writer.

I have always had an a stormy relationship with golf, beginning with my first golf lesson at age 9 and continuing up through last Sunday, when I was unable to lend my full attention to the actual tournament play due to the unfortunate propensity of my pants to unzip at random times as I walked the course. Because nothing says class and sophistication like the occasional flash of your hoo-ha. (Unless you are a drunk, twenty-something college guy who thinks it is COMPLETELY appropriate to appear in public wearing brown, patchwork, vertically-plaided Bermuda shorts with a light green and white, horizontally striped, polo shirt. Holy. Hell. If there was ever an argument for allowing us everyday citizens to be armed with tiny, semi-poisonous blow dart guns, This. Was. It.)

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