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Also Overheard

December 21, 2016 By Jenny Ryan 1 Comment

In an examination room waiting to meet my new doctor, and listening to him talk with the patient in the room next door:

Doctor: “…stabilizing the spine…”, “strengthening the core muscles…”, “…distributing weight evenly over both feet when you move…”

Me: Oh good, it sounds like he really knows what he’s talking about.

Doctor:”…don’t rush getting off of you pain meds unless you want to experience mood swings, cramps, uncontrollable shaking, (and a host of other awful symptoms of withdrawal)…”

Me: Huh, his voice really carries, doesn’t it? I need to remember that when he and I are talking.

Doctor: “…so orgasm is going to look totally different…”

Me: HELP! TMI! TMI!

Me: Extremely Important Mental Note: In order to avoid similar horrification in the future,  I will now be requiring all my physicians to communicate their diagnostic questions solely through the art of expressive dance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Filed Under: CFG About Town

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  1. Nikki says

    December 22, 2016 at 11:23 am

    Lmbo!!

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