(From a recent session with Lynne.)
Lynne: So how have you been doing this week?
Me: Well, you know how when you were little you’d have a bruise, and you’d keep pushing on it, and then you’d go to your mom and say, “It hurts when I do this,” and she’d say, “Well, then stop doing that”?
Lynne: Um, no?
Me: Never mind.