My Brain: GAH! YOU MUST DO ALL OF THE THINGS! RIGHT NOW! OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!!
Me: Dear Brain-Please use your inside voice. If you keep shrieking at me, I will not be able to get anything done. It will be OK, I promise.
My Brain: I just don’t want you to forget anything.
Me: Apparently you’ve forgotten that I’m a severely OCD firstborn child of two firstborn parents married to another firstborn. It is GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for me to forget ANY of the things.
My Brain: OK, um, great then. Carry on.