This Is Hilarious

You must go here now and read this article, “How to Lose All The Weight You Want in Just 89 Simple Steps“.

“Summer’s here and the time is right for getting super duper skinny! Where to begin? Since there are always approximately one point seven two zillion stories about how to lose weight, you might be confuzzled. Don’t be! We collected the most important weight loss stories we’ve seen over the last couple of months and compiled them into one handy guide. If you do everything on this list, you will absolutely, positively lose weight — and maybe your mind.”