because I am the person that other people text/call/email when they have stories that start like this:
“I wasn’t quite sure who, other than you, could appreciate my experience…”
Here’s the latest one I’ve received.
“I wasn’t quite sure who, other than you, could appreciate my experience this weekend when I left my office to venture out for lunch. About a half a block from my office a new tattoo artist opened to showcase his talent. His store hours are 3PM until midnight which isn’t necessarily unusual except that every other business closes at 5PM. Anyway I ventured out for lunch and weaved my way through all the new accumulation of motorcycles that has recently appeared after 3PM and came across what appeared to be a recent customer who had his head shaved and had a motorcyle helmet tattooed on his entire head. My only regret is that I will not live long enough to see a baldheaded 80 year old little man with that tattoo.”