So these were some fun conversations I had this week:
1. With my husband: “I went out to lunch today, and when the cashier was giving me my change she asked if I needed all ones, or if a 10 would be all right. I told her a 10 would be fine and then I thought, ‘Where does she think I’m going after this? To a strip club?’.”
2. With a friend who was just diagnosed with a condition requiring her to take some extremely powerful antibiotics: “Well, there’s a chance that this medicine could kill off my red blood cells. But on the bright side, if I had leprosy, it would also cure that!.”
Hmmm, living as I do in America’s Third World County (and noting the rise of leprosy cases just over the border south of here in a different Redneck State), I might ought to stock up on those antibiotics. What were they? 😉