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Wow-And Here I Thought I Already Was Worrying About Everything Humanly Possible

March 2, 2010 By Jenny Ryan 3 Comments

(See: Worrying, Perfecting The Art Of)

But apparently, I was wrong, as I learned to my dismay last night.

I was watching The Discovery Channel explain to me the gentle art of making ketchup, a process in which, up until that moment, I had had total faith and confidence, assuming-incorrectly, as it turns out-that it required not an ounce of my attention or concern in order to take place.

But I soon discovered just how wrong I was when I heard the narrator announce in a chilling tone that, “The velocity of ketchup is a huge worry.”

I cannot believe I let this one slip me by. But fear not! Because now I am ON THE JOB!

Filed Under: Sometimes I Get Anxious

Comments

  1. Michelle Russell says

    March 2, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    But…but…I thought it was supposed to be “slow good”! Or is the problem the **low** velocity of ketchup, perhaps?

    Sheesh. Just when you think you’ve got it all covered. Glad we’ve got you to stay on top of the ball, Jenny. I know I’ll sleep better tonight because of that.

    Unless I turn on the Discovery Channel.

  2. Square Peg Guy says

    March 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    This is extremely upsetting to me. Because if the velocity of ketchup is such a huge worry, I can’t even imagine how vexing ketchup’s acceleration is!

  3. Cranky Fibro Girl says

    March 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    I know-it’s always something, isn’t it?

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