5 minutes warmup on the “arm bike” + the shortest legs that you can possibly imagine + the seat pulled up as close as it can possibly go + a generous, DD-endowed bosom = 5 minutes of rhythmically smacking myself in first one boob, and then the other, over, and over, and over again
Square Peg Guy says
The idea behind this kind of therapy is to get your boobs so sore that you won’t notice how bad your legs feel.
Jenny Ryan says
Yeah, I can totally see that…