Twitter And June: Sometimes It’s All About The Cats. And Pain. (Which Are Frequently The Same Thing)

Am now on 3 painkillers for 3 different kinds of pain, but *absolutely sure* I can participate in a 1.5 hr teleclass. Hello again, delusion.2:57 PM Jun 16^th

And lo, on the seventh day, the migraine ended. And God didst speak down a most special blessing upon all the chiropractors in the land.8:06 PM Jun 17^th

Today has consisted entirely of declaring things like, “Nope, sorry, no face-loving after you’ve just barfed all over my office floor.”3:48 PM Jun 22^nd

It’s days like this that make me feel really bad that my parents spent so much on my college education.3:49 PM Jun 22^nd

Cats are attempting to trap me w/in a perimeter of their own disgusting excretions. Believe attack is imminent. Send help!11:48 AM Jun 23^rd

Pip, I promise-I haven’t hidden any treasures at the bottom of my garbage can. You can let the trash go. 2:08 PM June 24^tt

Finding nothing to her taste in my trash can, Pip is now perusing the feline shopping mall, or, “the kitchen table” as we like to call it.2:09 PM Jun 24^th

“Turbines for your meat jet” #mostdisturbingspamheadlinesever 2:09 PM June 27