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A Quick Review Of The Past Month Thanks To Twitter

June 7, 2009 By Jenny Ryan Leave a Comment

Just searched for free images of “music”; got back 4 pix of 1/2 naked women listening to their iPods. Do guys really think we do this naked? 3:09 PM May 11th

Am running out of things to do to help me avoid having to investigate why the living room smells like pee. 4:01 PM May 11th

Am currently waiting for an appointment in an office that is so cold, my hair has goosebumps. 9:37 AM May 13th

Dear Nature :Please let cats evolve the ability to speak, so they no longer need communicate by expelling disgusting things from their bodies. 10:36 AM May 22nd

I just declared that, “I really need a FLOW CHART!” The language/literature major in me just died a little . 11:02 AM May 23rd

Me (to a friend who’s becoming a shrink): “I help people feel better by being a smart-ass. There’s much less training involved.” 6:15 PM May 24th

Take Lyrica, manage the fibro pain, but swell up and ache from that; or don’t take it, and have awful fibro pain? Decisions, decisions… 4:57 PM May 25th

My husband (attempting to explain Led Zeppelin’s “film”): You’ve gotta remember, this was the ’70s; people were still taking LOTS of drugs. 7:55 PM May 26th

Dear Life: I would really appreciate it if you could stop punching me in the face. kthxbai 6:09 PM May 27th

Am at the point in my mood swing where exhaustion and overwhelm want me to delete my entire online presence. Back away from the computer. 1:21 PM May 28th

If my thoughts create my reality, then I have apparently become a cranky, cane-wielding senior citizen named Walter. 12:44 PM May 29th

It’s a bad day when the only relief you can find is yelling at the contents of your mailbox in front of all your neighbors. 2:52 PM Jun 4th

Was set to write great post mocking my dentist, then he took all the wind out of my sails by complimenting my teeth. Does that make me easy? 3:00 PM Jun 4th

Finally gave in and fed the cats so as to stop the tag-teaming “Ass To Face” attacks. 4:07 PM Jun 4th

Does anyone know how much cat hair one human being can inhale before it becomes an actual health hazard? 4:23 PM Jun 4th

It would be much more efficient to dump the can of food right onto the carpet, w/o the bother of it having to pass through the cats first. 8:30 AM Jun 5th

Oh, hello again, suffocating anxiety. It must be 3:00. 4:12 PM Jun 5th

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