Sunday
1:15pm Nothing says Easter like the dulcet tones of Norm Abrams and his dadoes.
Monday
7:44am Just woke up to FIFTH pain-free day in a row. WOO HOO!
Tuesday
12:59 pm Altho fully prepared 2 do so, happily it proved unnecessary to yell “No one is ever allowed to touch my cervix AGAIN!” 2 all of radiology.
4:58pm Me: How many JPG’s are equivalent to 7 MB’s? My husband: That’s like asking how many cars it takes to go 70 mph. Me: stupid math.
Wednesday
12:39pm Am currently experiencing my first pain-free week in at least 7 months. I’m speechless with gratitude.
12:46pm But lest I get too happy and fly away, leaving them without Their Feeder, the cats made sure to ground me with a big gift of ick.
Thursday
9:27am My eye has been twitching for the past 2 days; I wonder if someone is trying to send me a message in Morse Code. If so, it’s not working.
1:30pm Once again, I am completely out of Coke. How do I keep letting this happen?!
3:50pm Dear Bailey: Thanks for making me feel so loved when I pet you, by reacting as if I’m attempting to murder you with scalding, fiery acid.
Friday
4:22pm And in the running for Top 5 Most Useless Things In The Entire Freaking World: Cats, when you are trying to make a bed.
4:51pm An Important Note For My Husband: Despite what they obviously want you to believe, I do NOT spend all day torturing and starving our cats.
4:54pm An Important Note For Our Three Cats: Dudes! With all the tattling! Seriously-enough already!
Leave a Reply