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Me, Twitter, And The Week That Was

April 12, 2009 By Jenny Ryan Leave a Comment

Sunday

10:22am If I hear again that “UNC doing well in the NCAA tourney makes ALL ACC schools look better”, the Demon Deacon and I are going on a rampage.

11:09am The taxes are done! The taxes are done! Time for a celebratory Coke!

7:01pm Dear Lane Bryant: We who are already buying Big Girls’ Clothes don’t need to wear rhinestone-embellished anything. Don’t make us feel worse.

Tuesday

10:46am I’m so flattered that Pip just brought me a toy that I’m completely ignoring her scratching the s&*^ out of the couch. I’m so easy.

12:13pm There is pollen everywhere, AND it’s snowing. I didn’t know that pollen and snow could co-exist without the earth exploding.

2:54pm Dear Atlanta Weather: Please pick a mood and stick with it. Sincerely, My Fibromyalgia.

Wednesday

1:18pm I will admit that, at least today, fibromyalgia has made me its bitch.

6:26pm Fed cats at 5. Two hours later, they allege said “feeding” never occurred.

Thursday

9:14am It seem that the Internet Gremlins have eaten my website. I hope it gives them unrelenting, fiery heartburn.

10:51am I think I just accidentally watched some bird porn. Remind me never to look out my windows again.

4:28pm I think it sort of defeats the purpose when a so-called “inspirational” quote makes you yell “Bite me!” at the top of your lungs.

5:41pm 6 separate incidences of cat barfs + 1 website hacked = complete justification for going out and spending some money

Friday

12:46pm Man, my cat could really use a Xanax right now. He’s not GETTING one, I’m just saying, is all.

Saturday

10:19am OK. Time to throw my gnarly, knotted-up body on the mercy of my massage therapist. Lucky her.

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