Today I went to the spa where I get massages in order to undergo a foot bath/detox process. It’s very soothing, while at the same time extremely gross, as the water turns different colors depending on what toxins are pulled out of you.
However, I consider today to be a complete success because, unlike the last time I was there, none of the therapists walked by, looked at my water, and then yelled out, “I’m sorry, but that looks just like diarrhea!”
Thanks a lot! Now everyone around me thinks I’m insane. I should remember NEVER to read your blog while in a crowded coffeeshop. (It doesn’t help at all that I snort when I laugh hard!)