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He is totally unfazed when I call him up at work to ask him urgent questions such as, “Which is funnier-tomatoes or cucumbers?” And then actually gives me a helpful, thought-out response.
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You mean a response like, “Tomatoes could be funnier if they were somewhat overripe or rotten and then hurled at some obnoxious person, such as an impatient neurologist with a flair for misdiagnosis, and if, in coming into contact with that person’s face, they go splat and cause the person’s spectacles to fly off and clatter on the floor. On the other hand, cucumbers more closely resemble a penis.”