“I bought 2 new games. They’re both by the same people who did ‘Mass Effect’.”
“The one where you were the chief?”
“No, the one where I was the captain of a ship.”
(Blank look)
“The one with all the sex.”
“Ah, that one.”
“And I don’t know what’s in these games, but the clerk made me show him my ID when I was checking out.”
“Wow-what does it say?”
“Hm, only blood, gore, and violence. But no sex.”
“Oh well, you can’t have everything.”
(The opening title sequence plays out on the TV screen.)
“But apparently it does have titties.”
“Well, it wouldn’t be a video game without titties now, would it?”
LOL what games are these?