1. In its continuing dedication to reporting on “People Who Are Famous For Absolutely No Reason That Anyone Can See”, People.com brought us the breaking news that Carmen Electra is making sure to find time in her busy schedule to address the heretofore unmet need for “her own new line of portable stripper poles so ladies can get a work out Carmen style.”
FINALLY! At last I know what our living room has been missing for all these years!
2. I knit a wool hat, which I was then supposed to shrink, or “felt” down to the proper size in my washing machine. Unfortunately, it now resembles nothing so much as a soft, pink, Frisbee.
When I was describing this to my mom (who is also a knitter) and discussing my problems with shaping she replied, “Oh! If only I had a human head, I would give it to you!.”
your mom sounds slightly skewed, jenny! i like that in a person!! teehee. probably becasue i relate to it so very closely!! xooxxoxoxo
A portable stripper pole! Awesome news! Just in time for me to order one for my wife for our anniversary! 🙂