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Week At A Glance

May 3, 2007 By Jenny Ryan 3 Comments

Septic Tank Man: You know, you guys really need to think about switching toilet paper. You really need to be using something like [name of a brand]. You know-that stuff that’s just like sandpaper.

Me: Um, yeah, we’ll get right on that.

****

Veronica Mars, who is 19, apologizing to her father, the sheriff, for providing her friends with fake ID’s.

Veronica: I promise that from now on, I will only use the Mars powers for good and not for evil.

Keith (looking wistfully around their apartment): There’s never a stenographer around when you need one.

****

My dermatologist, after successfully removing a skin thing from directly under my right boobie.

The doctor: I’m not even gonna send this into the lab to be biopsied since it wasn’t in a bad place.

Me (to myself): As someone who is a DD, I would seriously have to disagree with you on that one.

Filed Under: These Are The Days Of My Life

Comments

  1. maggie says

    May 4, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    oh, I loooove veronica!

    and YOWCH! i feel for you sista.

  2. crse says

    May 7, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    Oh we call that stuff john wayne toilet paper because its rough and tough and doesnt take any shit! And dont watch veronica mars but feel your pain as a fellow DDer sister!

  3. LIara Covert says

    May 9, 2007 at 2:07 am

    An alternative to sandpaper would be regular newsprint. You could also try leaves. Consider that words from newsprint may leave a mark, leaves may leave bugs on the scene and sandpaper may take skin shavings as ransome on its way through. Isn’t is great to know we have choices?

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