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Carols With A Modern Twist

December 16, 2006 By Jenny Ryan 5 Comments

When I was making the Thursday Thirteen rounds this week I found this FANTASTIC list of “updated” Christmas carols at Unseal My Lips that I totally had to steal borrow and post here.

1)Schizophrenia – Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia – I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic – Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And…

5) Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid – Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll not Tell You Why

8) Full-Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia – I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia – Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Bonus:
14)Attention Deficit Disorder – We Wish You…Hey Look!! It’s Snowing!!!

Filed Under: Holi-daze, People Post The Funniest Things Tagged With: funny christmas carols

Comments

  1. Shoshana says

    December 16, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    Hi Carol…I read this and find it quite funny.

    I have no idea who first wrote it…but they did a great job!

  2. Tammy~Kentucky Gal says

    December 16, 2006 at 7:28 pm

    Very Funny…I loved it!!
    😀

  3. tiggerprr says

    December 17, 2006 at 12:35 am

    LOL

  4. Administrator says

    December 20, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    Yeah, these are great 😀

  5. Liara Covert says

    June 9, 2007 at 2:48 am

    If you have any friends or colleagues who are psychiatrists, then these would make great festive slogans on your greeting cards.

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