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Thursday Thirteen #14: 13 Funny Newspaper Headlines

November 30, 2006 By Jenny Ryan 34 Comments

Thirteen Funny Newspaper Headlines1. Police Suspicious After Body Found In Graveyard.2. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say.

3. Miners Refuse To Work After Death.

4. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.

5. Male Infertility Can Be Passed Onto Children.

6. Statistics Show That Mortality Increases Perceptibly In The Military During Wartime.

7. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers.

8. Drunks Get Nine Months In Violin Case.

9. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands.

10. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant.

11. War Dims Hope For Peace.

12. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.

13. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space.

From 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, ed. by Steven D. Price


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Comments

  1. Christine d'Abo says

    November 30, 2006 at 9:49 am

    This is an awesome list! I’ll have to save some of these for story ideas. My fourth Thursday Thirteen is up!

  2. shannon says

    November 30, 2006 at 9:54 am

    Too funny!

    Have a great Thursday!

  3. colleen says

    November 30, 2006 at 10:14 am

    I love these. Headlines often have me scratching my head. They leave out words and sometimes aren’t reflective of the article below them. Maybe I should start saving them.

  4. Chickadee says

    November 30, 2006 at 10:41 am

    I love headlines like that. LOL. THanks for sharing. My 13 are up.

  5. John Masters says

    November 30, 2006 at 11:56 am

    These were awesome! I love this kind of stuff, you’d think professional writers would be a little better able to catch this kind of thing. I guess it’s good for us that they don’t.

    I sure needed the laughs today.

  6. Cheysuli says

    November 30, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    I have no TT but this was one of the funniest I’ve read in a long time!

  7. Sarah says

    November 30, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    Heh. Took me a moment to figure out WHAT those drunks were doing in that violin case.

  8. Caylynn says

    November 30, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    LOL! 😀 Those are hilarious! 😀 Great List. 🙂

    Have a good day. 🙂

    Caylynn & Dragonheart
    http://caylynn.blogspot.com
    http://dragonheartsdomain.blogspot.com

  9. Joely says

    November 30, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    Laughs! These are great. Happy TT!

  10. Vicki says

    November 30, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    Cute list!!! Makes you wonder if they do those on purpose.

  11. carmen says

    November 30, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    ha ha. the british and their waffles

  12. ali says

    November 30, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    i take great pleasure it newspaper idiocy.
    (as a writer and an editor!)

  13. tiggerprr says

    November 30, 2006 at 4:42 pm

    Thanks for making me laugh, again! 🙂

  14. Twyla says

    November 30, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    LOL…thanks for the laugh.
    Happy TT. 🙂

  15. tbirdonawire says

    November 30, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    Who really writes these headlines anyway? LOL

    Great list!

    Happy TT and thanks for stopping by!

  16. s@m says

    November 30, 2006 at 6:56 pm

    LOL @ #1, I like that one!!

    Funny list!

    Happy TT

  17. Bubba says

    November 30, 2006 at 7:28 pm

    What a funny list!

    Thanks for stopping by! Happy TT!

  18. Barbara H. says

    November 30, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    Thanks for the laughs!!

  19. Bond says

    November 30, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    Hi.. funny stuff… thanks for stopping by THE COUCH…and your post above about the book store was hilarious!

  20. DK Raymer says

    November 30, 2006 at 9:56 pm

    Good evening, Jenny! What a great list – is it just me or have you noticed how the news has progressively dumbed down over the past few years? Anymore, when I watch it – or read a headline – I just want to go Duh! I say, Bring back the copy editors and proof readers! Quick! Have a great weekend and thanks for dropping in on my Christmas music rant!
    dk

  21. Colleen Gleason says

    November 30, 2006 at 11:53 pm

    I love stuff like this. Cracks me up–and makes me wonder where the copy-editor is!

    Thanks for coming by my blog today! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

  22. Nathalie says

    December 1, 2006 at 3:53 am

    Those really made me laugh! Thnanks!
    And of course, thank you for your comment to my TT!
    Have a great weekend 🙂

  23. YellowRose says

    December 1, 2006 at 7:42 am

    Great list!!! Thanks for stopping by the “garden!”

  24. Frances says

    December 1, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    Those are great – I like the violin case one best.
    Thanks for sharing & visiting my blog,
    Frances

  25. Mitch says

    December 1, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    Pretty funny list… Great eye.

    Thanks fro the read Mitch

    http://aflyoverblog.typepad.com/finding_your_path/

  26. Christine says

    December 1, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    Ha Ha! I LOL on #11! Isn’t that the truth!! DUH!! Thanks for the laugh! I’m still wondering what the drunks are doing in a violin case!!

    Have a great weekend!

  27. Tink says

    December 1, 2006 at 2:51 pm

    Thanks for a good laugh! Great list!

  28. Becky says

    December 1, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    These are so funny. Thanks for sharing & for stopping by my TT @ http://thismomsjourney.wordpress.com/2006/11/30/25/

  29. Mary (Mert) says

    December 1, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    I loved those, very funny!

    I saw a sign once at a small diner/gas station that said
    “Eat here,
    get gas.”

  30. TopChamp says

    December 2, 2006 at 3:42 am

    Not much to say – but am laughing to myself. I like your blog – and have to say if you did get that book as a gift you would be protected I think by law if you did gouge the giver’s eyes out with a fork.

  31. Lisa says

    December 2, 2006 at 10:36 am

    hahahh you crack me up! Great list (damn! Wish I had thought of it!)

    I need to link to you on my sidebar – every time I come here and read your stuff, I love it! (Must do this before year end. Nudge me if I don’t!)

    Thanks for stopping by my “Horrifying” 13! 🙂 Have a great weekend!

  32. Michelle says

    December 2, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    Loved this list, I always get a good laugh out of dumb headlines.

  33. JMom says

    December 3, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    lol! what a great list 🙂 that must have been one awesome astronaut! was he also the same guy responsible for the big bang, i wonder?

    Thanks for dropping by my blog for TT.

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