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And verily, I say unto thee,
The Mocker did arise and go forth
unto the land of kitchen supplies.
And lo, she did purchase an espresso machine,
and also did obtain a special frothing pitcher
for to create her own Chai Tea Lattes at home,
a drink unto which, verily, she hath become accustomed
since returning from her sojourning
unto the far Seattle-land.
And yea, The Mocker did look out
upon all that which she did mock before-
the fru-fru Italian names
and the specialized equipment,
which then begat these many beverage elitists.
And lo, as she looked out across
the Hot Beverage Landscape
and saw that verily it doth now reside
within her kitchen as well
The Mocker saw that it was very good.
And ye shall be drinking coffee before the moon sets forty times, so sayeth the prophecy. Nah, I dont see it happening….
LOL!!! I think the coffee thing might just be pushing it a bit too far. But I LOVE that you bought the machine. I would SO word it the same way writing about it :~)
Just to clear this up, I bought the machine for its super milk-frothing abilitites 🙂
Milk+tea=still NO coffee taste!
Colleen Gleason says
He hee heee! The Mocker is mocked. And frothed, and whipped.
The Mocker is mocked. And frothed, and whipped.
Thou doth speak truly!
Which machine? My human loves chai and loves frothed milk but isn’t sure what to get–she too has mocked and I will mock her once she gets her own machine!
I found a Mr. Coffee steam espresso/cappuccino maker on sale for like $28 at Target this weekend. Works great!
Wow, if we become what we mock…I’ll soon be turning into my hubby! :O