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Overheard

August 6, 2006 By Jenny Ryan 3 Comments

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Yesterday we once again played host to The Gamers,and dedicated as I am to bringing the world entertaining stories from my everyday life, I decided to listen to what they said during game play and take notes for my blog.

So today I present to you, “The Best Things I Heard This Weekend: The Gamers Edition”.

1. Gamer 1:I just got donkey punched by the abominable snowman.
Gamer 2: That’s not the abominable snowman. That’s the abominable WTF?!

2. Gamer 2: Say no to ice-wielding zombies.
Gamer 3: Say no to zombies, period.

3. Gamer 1: OK, take the bone-studded choker.
Gamer 3: Yes, pick up the boner.

4. Who else needs to be slayed?

5. (Earlier in the evening someone had expressed their belief that having sex steals your soul. Later during game play someone’s character killed a wild boar and we all watched as the boar’s soul left its body.)
Gamer 1: Hey, that pig had a soul.
Gamer 2: I guess it didn’t have sex today.
Gamer 3: Or else it was a virgin.

Filed Under: CFG And The Wonderful World Of Gaming, People Say The Funniest Things Tagged With: gamers, gaming, video games

Comments

  1. Geekwif says

    August 10, 2006 at 9:59 pm

    I love this! I totally thought this was a bunch of 13-year-old boys until I followed your Gamers link. Sounds like my hubby and his friends.

  2. Administrator says

    August 11, 2006 at 11:23 am

    I hear the funniest things on gaming nights! Lots of good blog material.

  3. peri says

    August 15, 2006 at 12:18 pm

    that is so funny!

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