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Yesterday we once again played host to The Gamers,and dedicated as I am to bringing the world entertaining stories from my everyday life, I decided to listen to what they said during game play and take notes for my blog.
So today I present to you, “The Best Things I Heard This Weekend: The Gamers Edition”.
1. Gamer 1:I just got donkey punched by the abominable snowman.
Gamer 2: That’s not the abominable snowman. That’s the abominable WTF?!
2. Gamer 2: Say no to ice-wielding zombies.
Gamer 3: Say no to zombies, period.
3. Gamer 1: OK, take the bone-studded choker.
Gamer 3: Yes, pick up the boner.
4. Who else needs to be slayed?
5. (Earlier in the evening someone had expressed their belief that having sex steals your soul. Later during game play someone’s character killed a wild boar and we all watched as the boar’s soul left its body.)
Gamer 1: Hey, that pig had a soul.
Gamer 2: I guess it didn’t have sex today.
Gamer 3: Or else it was a virgin.