1. On Sunday I walked into a restaurant to meet a friend for a girls’ night out, and I was greeted with the following words: “I’m so excited! I just spend the last 30 minutes holding a python!”
2. Learning today that it was not a python, but rather a boa constrictor. Apparently my friend has been visiting the snake on a regular basis over the past three days.
3. Hearing from my friend that, “It likes to curl around this button on my coat.”
4. And that, “It likes to curl around my neck and sleep under my hair.”
5. And that, “It LICKED MY EYE.”
6. And that, “It’s only $100, so I could buy it and then keep it with me in my coat when I come over to see you.”
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