Sometimes I Like To Make Lists

For example, here is a list of things I’ve heard people (including myself) say that I think would make great titles for something-I just haven’t figured out exactly what, yet.

1. When Busty Women Meet

2. I Am The Grit In Other People’s Oysters

3. He Walks As If He Still Had Testicles

4. Even In Death, Pumpkins Are Still Useful

5. Me And My Colorful-Ass Monkey Mind

6. Sometimes You Get To Throw Grenades

7. The Beaver Emergency

8. Blame The Wookies

9. How I Was Able To Use The Word “Autopsy” In An Everyday Conversation

10. You Can Never Have Too Many Krumkake Irons