Today’s list details the hierarchy of pleasures that our cats experience as residents of our household.
1. Bugs That Fly.
2. Bugs That Crawl On The Ground.
3. Someone Opening The Drawer Where We Keep The Cat Treats
4. “Helping” Us Make The Bed.
5. “Helping” Us Cut Our Nails.
6. Lying On Freshly Laundered Clothes.
7. Harassing Me For Food.
a. In The Sun
b. Next To An Air Vent
c. In The Spot They Just Stole From Another Cat
9. Pretending They’ve Never Seen Us Before So As To Have An Excuse To Freak Out.
10. Running Back And Forth Through The House At Night.