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Why I Will Probably Never Be A Spiritual Master

September 12, 2006 By Jenny Ryan 5 Comments

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Today I had a session with my coach and we had the following conversation.

My coach: “OK, I want you to try something. I’m going to teach you an exercise where you will learn how to generate feelings of love from inside yourself, rather than trying to ‘get’ love from somewhere outside yourself.”

Me: “OK, that sounds cool.”

My coach: “Pick something that’s easy to love.”

Me: “I’ll pick my cats.”

My coach: “OK, now focus on your cats. Feel the love start to flow out from your heart chakra. Feel it filling your whole body, down to your cells. Now let it expand, and grow, and start to flow toward your cats.”

Silence, as I practice.

My coach: “Aw, was that a purr?”

Me: “Um, no.”

My coach: “Oh, I thought it would have been so cool if you were doing this exercise and one of your cats came up to you and started purring.”

Me: “Yeah, that would’ve been really cool. Unfortunately, that was just the sound of me burping into the phone.”

Filed Under: The Naked Truth Tagged With: meditation, spirituality

Comments

  1. suki says

    September 13, 2006 at 2:26 am

    thanks for visiting me and leaving comments. how funny – i’d burp on the phone too if given the chance. 😉

  2. CRSE says

    September 13, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    on a positive note, she didnt burp and you didnt have to pretend not to be giggling when she did that. I hate it when that happens!

  3. Administrator says

    September 13, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    “on a positive note, she didnt burp and you didnt have to pretend not to be giggling when she did that.”

    Very true. I would have totally failed at not laughing at that.

  4. Colleen Gleason says

    September 14, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    LOL. Those darn cats never do what you want them to do when you want them to, do they?

  5. Administrator says

    September 15, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    Those darn cats never do what you want them to do when you want them to, do they?

    Ain’t that the truth!

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