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Me, Twitter, And The Week That Was

June 14, 2009 By Jenny Ryan 1 Comment

Sunday

There’s nothing like watching a bird try desperately 2 quench its thirst in my bone-dry birdbath 2 make me feel like reporting myself 2 PETA 6:14PM

Tuesday

Hey, you know who really needs some customer service representatives that I can call up and yell at?9:55 PM

Whoever thought it would be a good idea for me to suffer from both fibromyalgia AND a mood disorder in this lifetime.9:57 PM

Yeah, that’s right: I’m looking at you, Universe. You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do.9:59 PM

Wednesday

Now here’s a phrase I’ve never had to utter before today: “Hey-no licking the computer!”7:32 AM Jun 10th

Received letter *purporting* 2B invitation 2 15-yr college reunion. Actual purpose: Letter Of Shame 4 we who haven’t ponied up “donation”.4:29 PM

Thursday

After rigorous scientific testing, I’ve discovered that in addition to fibromyalgia, magical thinking is *also* unable to cure migraines.12:50 PM

SO SICK of people who “follow” me just to hawk their stupid “magical” cures for all of my medical maladies.3:44 PM

Since I can’t *actually* punch them via Twitter, as I block them, I hit the enter key REALLY hard.3:44 PM

Friday

7:22 am: barf count-2, burning fibro trigger points-6. Today is not looking good.6:25 AM

That rip in the space-time continuum you experienced earlier? That was McDonalds FORGETTING TO PUT THE FRENCH FRIES IN MY BAG. **sob** 1:45PM

Saturday

Am currently only able to type at 50%, as the big cat has taken my left hand hostage. 10:28AM

Just successfully answered a technology question; it’s only a matter of time now, before the world ends in a fiery collision with the sun. 11:02AM

Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on me, Pip. 4:24PM

Unless you WANTED me to lie on the couch and watch TV instead of feeding you. Cuz then they TOTALLY did. 4:25PM



Filed Under: These Are The Days Of My Life

Comments

  1. Square Peg Guy says

    June 15, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Wait, who’s barfing? Is it you or your cat(s) (again)?

    Yeah, that would be the cats. AGAIN.

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