There’s nothing like watching a bird try desperately 2 quench its thirst in my bone-dry birdbath 2 make me feel like reporting myself 2 PETA 6:14PM
Hey, you know who really needs some customer service representatives that I can call up and yell at?
Whoever thought it would be a good idea for me to suffer from both fibromyalgia AND a mood disorder in this lifetime.
Yeah, that’s right: I’m looking at you, Universe. You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do.
Now here’s a phrase I’ve never had to utter before today: “Hey-no licking the computer!”
Received letter *purporting* 2B invitation 2 15-yr college reunion. Actual purpose: Letter Of Shame 4 we who haven’t ponied up “donation”.
After rigorous scientific testing, I’ve discovered that in addition to fibromyalgia, magical thinking is *also* unable to cure migraines.
SO SICK of people who “follow” me just to hawk their stupid “magical” cures for all of my medical maladies.
Since I can’t *actually* punch them via Twitter, as I block them, I hit the enter key REALLY hard.
7:22 am: barf count-2, burning fibro trigger points-6. Today is not looking good.
That rip in the space-time continuum you experienced earlier? That was McDonalds FORGETTING TO PUT THE FRENCH FRIES IN MY BAG. **sob** 1:45PM
Am currently only able to type at 50%, as the big cat has taken my left hand hostage. 10:28AM
Just successfully answered a technology question; it’s only a matter of time now, before the world ends in a fiery collision with the sun. 11:02AM
Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on me, Pip. 4:24PM
Unless you WANTED me to lie on the couch and watch TV instead of feeding you. Cuz then they TOTALLY did. 4:25PM