#3-I received approximately 79,000 phone calls from what appeared to be 3 individual charities, and instead of just ignoring them, I developed a new hobby whereby I picked up the calls, hoping for a person on the other end so that I could yell at them to STOP F’ING CALLING ME ALREADY!!!!
#2-Total food consumed during his 5-day absence:
4 yogurt cups
1 12-pack of Coke
1 box chocolate Graham Crackers
#1-My biggest goal for the week: To learn how to manipulate 2 separate kitty “fishing pole” toys, in separate hands, at the same time