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Top Three Reasons Why It’s Really Really Good That My Husband Gets Home From His Week-Long Business Trip Today

May 1, 2009 By Jenny Ryan 1 Comment

#3-I received approximately 79,000 phone calls from what appeared to be 3 individual charities, and instead of just ignoring them, I developed a new hobby whereby I picked up the calls, hoping for a person on the other end so that I could yell at them to STOP F’ING CALLING ME ALREADY!!!!

#2-Total food consumed during his 5-day absence:

3 bananas
4 yogurt cups
1 12-pack of Coke
1 box chocolate Graham Crackers

#1-My biggest goal for the week: To learn how to manipulate 2 separate kitty “fishing pole” toys, in separate hands, at the same time

Filed Under: My Mind Is One Scary Place

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  1. leah says

    May 1, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    LOL!! I could probably help you out with goal #1 as I’ve actually done this. 🙂

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