Take (1) one cat who has figured out how to open the laundry room’s bi-fold doors.
Add (1) feather duster lying unguarded in the laundry room, and
Three (3) super destructive felines, angry about being left alone for the week,
and you will receive the following hysterical phone call while on vacation for the holidays:
“Oh my God! I just got to your house, and the floor is covered in feathers. I’m not sure how to tell you this, but I’m pretty sure your cats have killed your bird!”