And after I saw number 35, I wanted to know how I too could become an “ass manager”.
I had two thoughts when I saw this sign.
One: just exactly where did this advertising firm find a focus group whose everyday life regularly includes rogue pachyderms rampaging through their houses and wrecking all their furniture, and
Two, and probably most importantly: Do we need to move?
We are back from having spent almost a week at the beach, where we only roused ourselves from our ocean-induced stupor to occasionally apply more sunscreen and order more hush puppies.
So I’m a little low on funny stories this weekend, but fortunately I do have many funny signs to share with you.
Like this one
and this one,
both of which livened up our drive to the Outer Banks considerably.
Then once we arrived at the beach we discovered this one, which was intriguing and a little bit scary at the same time.
Then today as we were driving home we saw a sign that said,
to feed bears
“Hm. Unlawful and stupid,” was my husband’s comment.
I agreed. But my version of the sign would have gone a little more like this:
“Unlawful and REALLY F*&%#@$-ING STUPID to feed bears along highway. Although if you are driving down the highway, and notice a 500-pound behemoth with claws lumbering towards you, and your first reaction is to try and lure it closer to you with food, then in all likelihood you probably deserve to be mauled.”
Here’s your sign.
(Thank you, Bill Engvall.)
All this time, who knew that finding my destiny was as close as the local Burger King?
This weekend I went to North Carolina to visit my family. When we stopped at the gas station after dinner, I saw a sign on the door that I just had to take a picture of, because it said this:
Those of you who know me and/or who have read my blog for any length of time are extremely familiar with my super-human love of the word “ass” and my deep desire to work it into conversations whenever it is humanly (and humorously) possible.
So as I was driving this weekend I saw what was quite possibly The Most Awesome Sign Ever because it was offering
Dude-sign me up! I am there!